I hate it when people make their Facebooks private so I can't secretly stalk them and look at their pictures. What ever are Facebook and MySpace for if not for spying on people? That being said.... I'm pretty sure that my profile is set to private.

August 26, 2008 | 11:23 PM | (0)

RIP, my pretty red bike. I walked outside to ride my bike today only to find that somebody had evidently cut through the lock and taken it away.

August 20, 2008 | 07:31 PM | (1)

So Michelle Trachtenberg came into my work the other day. I was seriously about to grovel at her feet and tell her that "ohmyggooood Harriet The Spy is like, my favorite movie EVER ILOVEYOU!!!" But I didn't. I did sell her some candles, though.

June 19, 2008 | 09:05 PM | (0)

Having nothing at all to do during the day is really not good for me. I started experimenting with cutting my own hair. And now my bangs are really short. I need to get a job.

May 30, 2008 | 09:37 AM | (0)

So, remember the spoof ads I made back in 2004 for The Society for The Protection of Plants? WELL, the arbitrary "murder" of plants has been just been deemed morally wrong, according to an ethics panel from the Swiss government. Click here to read about it.

May 17, 2008 | 12:38 PM | (0)

I just redesigned my portfolio website. It's still super basic, but now it doesn't have that annoying Flickr slideshow. Click here to see it.

May 16, 2008 | 06:36 PM | (95)

I haven't done laundry in over two weeks. This means that I have had to use towels more than once. To me, that is pretty much equivalent to rolling around in a pile of dead rats to dry myself.

May 14, 2008 | 03:34 PM | (0)

Everything is classier in France. Even, apparently, Playboy.

March 17, 2008 | 10:04 PM | (0)

I thought her men's collections for Fall 07 and Spring 08 were bizarre enough, but now I really need to know. What exactly is Miuccia Prada smoking?? Click here to see runway shots of her Fall 08 men's line.

January 14, 2008 | 02:16 PM | (0)

The new Goldfrapp single, "A&E" makes me so happy that I want to get up and run through flowery meadows and ride on unicorns. It's like a breath of fresh air. Listen to it on their myspace or try to find the amazing video on YouTube.

January 8, 2008 | 03:01 PM | (0)