Maxigumee

Because although I have a ton of writing to do for my art history essay that’s due tomorrow, I just got word back from my English professor that I did pretty well on the last essay I gave to him. And not just pretty well. He came up to me and said, more or less, that my essays are “fantastic and why on earth don’t you talk more in class??”

That was a bit of a relief for me to hear. Considering that I got an A- on the essay previous to the most recent one and I didn’t know how well it would compare. The assignment for this most recent essay was to compare a horror piece we had read in class to either a horror movie we had watched in class or something similar that had happened in our own lives. I opted for the second one. Except that I didn’t actually use something from my own life. In fact, I made it up completely. You know how people say that the essays they write are complete bullshit? Well, my essay really IS complete bullshit. And my teacher ate it all up. Here it is:

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