Maxigumee

From today’s Martha show:

Kenny Mayne: Do you give tips on anything?

Martha: What do you want?

Kenny: My daughter annie took a pen to our chair and just like chiselled into it.

Martha: Did you punish her?

Kenny: Uh, we told her, “never do that again.”

Martha: And?

Kenny: She said, “But it’s funny.” She always has a pretty good comeback.

Martha: Well, I’ll tell you what to do. Because I hear they like to go horesback riding, right?

Kenny: Right.

Martha: Well, get them each a horse. and they will not mar your furniture. It’s all about the horse.

Kenny: That has nothing to do with…..

[Audience cheers.]

Martha: Right? If they have their horse…. that’s it!

Kenny: You’re a real disciplinarian.