“You could save on a twelve pack.”

November 14, 2005 – 9:25 pm
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FADE IN: INT: KITCHEN TABLE.

DAD is holding a Girl Scout cookie box.

ME: The Girl Scouts are so much better than the Boy Scouts. They have better badges…. Like a badge for dancing or acting or something…. Boy Scouts have badges for things like, “I learned how to tie a knot today!” And Girl Scouts have cookies. Boy Scouts have to sell freaking popcorn in tins. Nobody wants popcorn in tins.

ANA: I want popcorn in tins.

DAD: The Boy Scouts should sell condoms.

FADE OUT.

5 Comments

  1. Christina
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    I can’t believe no one has commented on *this! Too funny, Max… and I agree with both you and your dad, LOL :)

  2. Chloe
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    Wow. Your dad is…quite strange.

  3. Marion
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    I agree with your dad.

  4. Keith
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    That would be really convenient for me

  5. Oliver
    Posted November 20, 2005 at 5:13 am | Permalink

    I wish the Girl Scouts would come around to Atlanta apartments… i miss the mint thins :-(

    And the Boy Scouts should magick condoms into raining from the sky, but that’s not gonna happen. Tell your father I’m sorry.