Today is the BEST DAY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET AND THE UNIVERSE IN TIME! Seriously. Everything is going EXACTLY THE WAY I WANT IT. It’s like the world is reading my mind and being like, sorry for giving you such a crap week last week, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Because, really, that’s what it’s like.
I went to school this morning, absolutely loving my outfit. I was completely confident strutting around in my hand-knit scarf and my red t-shirt with a cow on it. Don’t you love days like that? Like, you’re not sure about your outfit at first, but as the day goes on, every time you look in a mirror, you’re like, “ohmygod, I have such good taste!” Yeah, that’s fun.
Fourth period, I was just sitting around since my teacher sometimes doesn’t teach us, and I hear my name being called. I think I’m just imaging it, but then I turn around and this girl is calling my name. She’s like, “Max, do you shop at American Eagle?” I say I do. She works there and asks me if I want a coupon. It’s one of those friends and family days where you get like 20% off of their new line if you get invited and bring the coupon. So that’s pretty cool! I was planning on going to the mall next weekend anyway!
Thennn…. The library was closed today, so I signed out of school early (because I’m a senior and I rock). Since it’s like two periods before school ends, I usually have to trek through the ghetto that surrounds my school all the way back home. Not today! A few blocks away from school, I hear something that sounds an awful lot like “M–x!” But I figured I was just hallucinating again or something. The shouting continued, though and I looked around me to see who was calling my name over and over again. Ta-da! It was Cecilia! She had just taken the subway back from a field trip and was walking back home, too! So we could walk back together! Yayy!
As we were walking back, I hear my name called again. “Max! Hey Max! Do you need a ride?” It was two of my mother’s friends. Um… yes, of course I’d like a ride! Cecilia and I crossed the street. I was like, “ohmygosh, everything is just working out!” and I snapped my fingers a few times to symbolize things working out.
When I got home, I watched the usual Ellen and Martha that I had taped during the school day. Then I went online. In my e-mail was the weekly “This week on Martha!” e-mail with the list of all of this week’s guests. And on Thursday….. DANIEL RADCLIFFE is going to be on Martha! HARRY POTTER is going to be on Martha! Needless to say, I was excited! But, oh, the universe wasn’t done giving me wonderful things. I’m going to have to pinch myself to make sure I haven’t died and gone to talk show heaven because….. Not ONLY is Daniel Radcliffe going to be on Martha, but MARTHA is going to be on ELLEN. I have been DREAMING (really, I have!) of such a show! My two favorite talk show hosts COMBINED. Excuse my while I wipe the saliva off of my keyboard.
So. There’s that. And then there’s the fact that this week is also full of weird celebrity goodies. Later this week on Ellen, there is going to be Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Aniston! Then! Tomorrow, on Ellen, John Cusack is going to be on. And on THE SAME DAY, Joan Cusack is going to be on Martha! And to wrap all of this TV show goodness off with a little ribbon, Pamela Anderson was on Ellen today and if you know me, you’ll know that the TV show “Stacked” is one of my many guilty pleasures.
As I told this to a few of my friends after I discovered all of this brilliant news, one of them told me that I should go out and buy a lottery ticket. I really should! But then….. I don’t want to end up like Hurley on “Lost.” Everything was going great for him on his lucky day until he won the lottery….. I need to stop talking about TV.
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“I went to school this morning, absolutely loving my outfit. I was completely confident strutting around in my hand-knit scarf and my red t-shirt with a cow on it. Don’t you love days like that? Like, you’re not sure about your outfit at first, but as the day goes on, every time you look in a mirror, you’re like, “ohmygod, I have such good taste!” Yeah, that’s fun.”
haha its so true.
that sounds pretty awesome, high 5 for your great day!
Argh. I know which day you speak of. While you were having a good day, I was developing the first strains of pneumonia.
Oh, and you should watch this–it’s at the bottom of the page. It’s a parody of Martha Stewart Living. Instead of Martha, it’s Karla Holmolka!
http://airfarce.com/seasons/season13/051028.html
Haha, I was just waiting for these two clips of Dan Radcliffe on Martha to finish downloading … when I remembered that you’re such a big fan of Martha. And tada — you mentioned it too. I’m glad you had such a great day, I haven’t had many great days lately.
The new layout with the sidebar becoming the “bottom-bar” looks cool, I’ve seen a couple of sidebar-at-the-bottom layouts before, it’s a neat, new style.
Well, I thaught that kind of childish behavior could only be seen in characters from american movies (like the abundance of “oh my god’s”, and the teenage shopping spree, and the “BEST DAY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET AND THE UNIVERSE IN TIME”):D Turns out that in my search for a cute doggy picture, I stumbled upon the girls’ hotline :) No offence, but after a day of intense web navigation I laughed a few minutes and felt good reading your diary. I think I’m luckier than you because the whole educational system in my country is ON STRIKE :))) and I have been sitting at home for over a week now. As for the lovely girl with the cute dog whose picture is somewhere on your site … wow! Too bad she’s not from EE :D. Keep it up and I’ll return to see the story of a “WORST DAY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET AND THE UNIVERSE IN TIME”, I bet that’l be something to relax me for a half hour or so :) Keep it real, miss!
Thanks for the nice feedback (but go to the about page, I’m not a miss).