Today was a little bit of an annoying day. Not a BAD day but everything really just pissed me off, and not in that “OHMYGOD, I HATE EVERYTHIIIIING” kind of way. It just so happened that a lot of the things that happened today were annoying. Alright. Now that that’s done, onto what exactly about my annoying day was annoying. Well, starting off, my Evolution teacher decided to be super cool and discuss The Flying Spaghetti Monster in our Evolution class (I say “super cool” with absolutely no sarcasm, the FSM is COOL!). When he was done reading us the letter that was on the website, a lot of the kids in my class were either confused or pissed off. One said, “Is this a metaphor?” Another was like, “ohmygod. That was so disrespectful and offensive and stuff!” I once again wanted to stand up and go, “NO. YOU’RE WRONG. POO.” But I’m too shy and inarticulate around people, so I didn’t. And it’d be weird to say “poo” at the end of a sentence like that, especially in Evolution class.
Something else kind of annoying happened to me in study hall today, but it doesn’t really have anything to do with school and I don’t really want to hurt the person’s feelings, so it will go unmentioned here. Except for when I just mentioned it right there. The next thing (other than the thing that I mentioned that I won’t mention) that annoyed me was when I went to the bathroom before gym class. I was standing in front of the urinal (with nobody else in the bathroom, I can’t pee if anybody else is there) and I was reading the graffiti on the walls. There was a new one. I read it and it basically said, “Jim had sex here 10/4/05″ with a little arrow pointing up to something. I tilted my head up to follow the arrow and saw a USED CONDOM hanging out of the air vent. I spent the next few periods wondering if it’s possible to get an STD from a condom if it perhaps dripped or something down onto the urinal and it sort of sprayed onto me or something. That kind of grossed me out.
Then there was the mile run in gym class. I’m not normally completely opposed to running. I mean, even though I usually get cramps and start hyperventilating very quickly into a light jog, I’m not against the idea of going out and running. So that wasn’t the big deal. The big deal was that it is October and it is like EIGHTY FREAKING BLOODY DEGREES OUTSIDE. And it’s October. And we had to run a mile. And I was sweating profusely and it was SO GROSS. I hate sweat. If I didn’t know that it’s probably bad for you, I would love to smear anti-perspirant all over every inch of my body ever day. Not that I sweat a lot. I’m not active enough to sweat a lot. I just don’t like it when it does happen.
And it totally happened. I was like dripping as I made my way to government class. I needed to excuse myself and go to the bathroom to spend like five minutes frantically paper-towelling my face. It was really nasty. I then went down to the basement and bought a bottled water since (rrrr) I gave my bottled water away in first period to somebody who asked for it.
And lastly but not leastly, I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN THE VCR AND IT DID NOT TAPE ELLEN AND MARTHA! I hate it when stuff like that happens. I’m going to try to cook dinner tonight. I hope it doesn’t burn or something. And I hope it doesn’t give anybody food poisoning.