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So, some people and I were playing around with the SmarterChild screen name and made him say a bunch of stuff. We then asked him to tell us a story and it was basically like a big madlibs game. He asked us to name nouns, adverbs, verbs, etc, and then he gave us a story using the words that we gave him. We felt like making him sound like a pervert, so our words are kind of uh…. well, you’ll see. The words we chose are italicized below. All of mine kind of sucked, but my sister’s friend had the funniest. They are shown below:

A Nice Birthday Surprise

When I was four years old, I thought that my parents had left me at the circus on my birthday. At first, I was totally excited to see all the trees and it was great when a clown picked me up and started to fornicate with me. He put me next to an old tree, pulled out some oversized clothes for me to wear and gave me some tasty cotton candy to eat, which stuck to my tree. I was having a blast until I noticed that I couldn’t see my parents anywhere in the moist audience. I started running. Thankfully my parents appeared with a large birthday cake and lots of trees, because otherwise I might quietly have been in therapy for many years.

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Don’t Do Your Banking on Halloween

I was dressed up as my favorite penis on Halloween and stopped at my bank on the way to a party. I was licking in line with my hand in my pocket, holding my huge breast. Suddenly, a security guard stuck his hard gun in my face! He ordered me to strangely raise my hands over my head. Everyone started screaming, even the balls. The security guard led me to the bank manager’s office, where I was slapped into the manager’s clit. The manager pulled off my mask and recognized me as a customer. He apologized immediately, explaining that the bank up the street had just been robbed and that one of the robbers was wearing a costume like mine. I was irritated but I needed to move, so I grabbed my mask and left. Later on I realized that I never even got my money!

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A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and penises and in no time we were ready to licking. At the lake, we put everything into our hard canoe, though I almost forgot my long breast, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited luckily, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, “I have a steamy feeling that this is going to be a big one!” I touched very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old pole that must have weighed four pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Wow, that’s pretty funny.

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