So, Russell might never do another PodCast with me for as long as he lives. At least after he heard The Maxigumee Show #2 and found out that both of my parents had listened to it. After hearing about the first minute or so of it, he said something along the lines of, “Oh my gosh, I sound like such a jerk! Why didn’t you crop some of this?!” I assured him that most of the internet would understand that he was kidding about most of the things that he said. Otherwise, they’ll just think he’s a pedophile. Let’s get some things straight. The parts about going to IKEA, the barn doors, the obese rabbits, the celebrity phone calling, and the incredibly boring discussion about televisions are all true. The parts about me giving oral sex and the parts about Russell being into eight year olds are NOT true. The other parts that sound a little too far fetched are also NOT true.
I should probably have some sort of agreement for people to sign before they record a show with me. It would say something like, “I agree that everything I say will possibly be available to be heard by every single person in the entire world. I also agree that anything I say might possibly be removed from the conversation.” Russell is now freaked out that he will never be able to run for president, although, I’m not so sure that running for president was that much of a concern for Russell before this show was put on the internet. In case Russell DOES decide to run for president, though: President people, please note that Russell was just joking about the majority of the things he said in the previous post. He isn’t THAT much of a pervert. At least not in PUBLIC.
I don’t know how many of these radio shows I’m going to do. Although it’s starting to become addicting, like blogging was when I first started, I don’t want to have TOO many shows on my site. The reason for this is that first of all, it takes up a lot of web space. The originally uploaded files for the first two shows were something like 16 em-bees, and 35 em-bees. That’s like, A LOT. I mean, even though I have 15 gee-bees of web space provided by Orystes, it could run out…. eventually. The second reason is that too many posts might clutter the look of this site. At least with the way I have them set up right now. With the CD cover on the left and the description on the right.
I also didn’t want to stop doing the whole writing in the blog thing. I have to balance out the trashiness of my show with something, don’t I? I’d also still like to tell people how my life is going without sounding like a nervous, babbling wreck. So, since I already talked about what I did yesterday in yesterday’s PodCast, I’m going to just elaborate on it a bit more.
We had a lot of fun with dangerous liquids yesterday, too! Well, not FUN, but we did have experiences with dangerous liquids, at least. The first dangerous liquid was windshield wiper fluid, which may or may not have spilled all over my feet and my laptop bag in the car. When we got to IKEA, I found that the mentioned items were soaked with some sort of liquid. There was a bottled water on the floor and also a bottle of windshield wiper fluid. Bottled water is no fun, so we came to the conclusion that it was windshield wiper fluid and that I was going to DIE. I looked at the side of the bottle of windshield wiper fluid and it basically had the words “POISON! DANGER! THIS WILL KILL YOU!” written all over it. I had Russell sniff the contents of the bottle and then sniff my bag to compare scents. He said that my bag smelled differently.
The second dangerous liquid that I came in contact with yesterday was Calvin Klein cologne. Russell and I stopped at the Duty Free after paying at the toll to go to America to find some Locoste cologne for Russell. While searching for it, we tried out a few other scents, too. Being stupid and not being able to find those little cardboard cards that you spray on to, we decided to just spray into the air. I shot Calvin Klein cologne into my eye. Russell and the woman who helped us to eventually find the Locoste cologne both told me that it wouldn’t harm my eye, but it still took some self-convincing to tell myself that my eye wouldn’t be burned out the back of my skull.
When I got back home from our like, FIVE HOUR trip in Canada, I began to edit the show I had recorded. My sister thought that Russell was funny, but thought that I sounded like a complete loser, along with an “L” on her forehead. We didn’t realize that my mother was listening, but we found out when she started laughing from the next room. Apparently she thought that the show was pretty funny, also. I haven’t really gotten much other response on the show, so I don’t really know what people think of it. Comment, people!
After the whole show editing thing, my sister and I went out and got some DVDs. We rented “Shall We Dance?”, “Four Weddings And A Funeral”, and “Before Sunset.” We watched the last one last night. It was pretty good, and interesting because it was basically all dialogue and took place during like an eighty minute period. — Okay, that’s all I have to say. Have I made up for the show yet?