“That’s like me breaking my leg, but then saying, oh well, at least it’s still there!”

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Yesterday was a half day at school. For the last year or so, half days have actually been more like three quarters days for high schoolers. They were still half days for middle schoolers and high schoolers at other schools, so I felt a bit gypped. Yesterday, though, the school people finally got their act together and gave the high schoolers an ACTUAL half day! Whoo-hoo!

First period, I had Spanish class. For some sort of listening comprehension thingy, my Spanish teacher gave some of the students tarot readings and explained what their futures held in store for them. It’s cool that for once I actually knew what was going on in Spanish class. I still could hardly understand one word that he said, but I recalled my tarot reading days….. [Sigh.] Man, I must have had like five decks or more. I was like, seriously obsessed. But I kept getting bad predictions that kept coming true, so I stopped doing that….. Anyway, it was fun that my Spanish teacher was giving tarot readings. At some other schools, the kids might have told their parents who might have to take their children to be exorcised from being exposed to such things. I couldn’t tell if my Spanish teacher was joking when he said that he was going right to confession after he gave all these tarot readings.

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My sister got home about half an hour after I did. She was in a really bad mood and I soon found out why. She had lent out her OC DVDs a few days ago, something that even then, I objected to. You don’t lend out brand new DVDs! That’s like, the DVD LAW!

Anyway, when she had gotten the DVDs, back the packaging was horribly folded, oily, and scuffed, and one of the little plastic DVD holders had come right off. This is when both my sister and I FREAKED OUT. I screamed into my sweater a few times. She asked for a hug.

Did her friends not get that like the NUMBER ONE reason for BUYING TV ON DVD is the PACKAGING? You could just TiVo or tape tv shows if you wanted them saved. And oh, OH, the OC DVD packaging? *HOT!*

Her friends argued that since the DVDs were still in good condition, it didn’t matter. My sister compared it to breaking her own leg. That’s how much we in my family care about packaging. I can just see her friends from now on making all sorts of cracks about our packaging obsession. It’s already started. Commenting on some candy in a jar in my sister’s room, one of the girls said, “Oh, I bet you just care about the jar, not the candy.” I got back at them by calling them fat.

8 Comments

  1. Posted November 18, 2004 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    Now… If I read into that really deeply, I might be able to say you were really shallow for caring about packaging. But, you might call me fat.

  2. Posted November 20, 2004 at 6:22 am | Permalink

    …I think someone needs to get away from the TV for a while. The only good show on this year is Lost.

  3. concerned reader
    Posted November 23, 2004 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    Kid i dont know what the hell ur deal is…u are wayyy materialistic like did u read what u wrote do u have ne reguard for the ppl u bashed thats soo hurtful ITS A FUCKING DVD get the hell over it seriously agree with the get away from the tv u watch wayyyy to much tv if ur a guy and ur obessed with the OC thats mad mad wierd….get urself a life and stop bitching about stupid shit and for the record live juornal is compltly stupid….no one really cares what ur thinking or whats going on with u we just dont

  4. Posted November 24, 2004 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    Erm- I wasn’t “bashing” anybody and this is not a LiveJournal…… and I was exaggerating a LITTLE.

  5. elizabeth
    Posted November 24, 2004 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

    dude, how can you yell at poor little max when you can barely spell? and if you don’t like to listen to him complain, don’t read the articles.

  6. Posted November 26, 2004 at 10:28 am | Permalink

    Yeah. Don’t yell at Max.

    ::makes cooing noises as if comforting a cockatiel::

  7. taeina
    Posted November 26, 2004 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    max your crazy materialistic. you need to get over the DVD case,get away from tv, and go play outside. its good for you

  8. ROH777
    Posted December 4, 2004 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    I think the people getting angry at you right now are people who scuf up their friend’s DVD cases. I get how you feel, that’s why I never loan ut my Friends DVDs to anyone (my friends are scuffers)