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11) When people chew their food too loudly or swallow coffee too loudly…. I don’t mind when I do it, but I CAN’T STAND when other people do it.

12) When people suck up their snot into the back of their noses instead of just blowing it out. It’s one of the worst sounds in the world, right there next to the dentist’s drill and my sister’s screaming. Come on, people, it’s called a TISSUE.

13) When people spit phlegm onto the sidewalk….. or just spit phlegm at all. If you have to do it, please, excuse yourself to the bathroom and do it into a tissue. – The huge globs of phlegm that are often on sidewalks outside of bars REALLY gross me out.

14) When people let their appearances look terrible when the problems with their appearances are easily fixable. Even though we’re supposed to like people no matter how they look, I just can’t help being annoyed when people do absolutely nothing at all to fix themselves or look presentable.

15) When people only listen to pop music. I have nothing against pop music. Really. I used to, when I was in like the sixth grade and was in sort of a pseudo-intellectual pop-music-is-evil-and-all-I-drink-is-Frappuccinos phase, but now I really don’t mind pop music. I like it a lot. BUT. But, when people ONLY listen to pop music –although I might be judging them incorrecty– I often get the idea that they’re very shallow and only do what’s popular. I also don’t like it when people only listen to loud pop music when the mood of where you are obviously calls for more calm and relaxing music.

16) That Atkins Diet. Okay- so if you stop eating bread and you eat nothing but meat, you lose weight! Woop-dee-doo! This diet seems like a poor excuse for people who are too lazy to exercise, plus it clogs your arteries! AND it causes everybody to use the word CARBS. (See the first number on Things I Don’t Like In No Particular Order #1.)

17) When there are CONDOMS on the SIDEWALK. Ew, just EWWWW. Are people really THAT thick? And rude? Come on, the POINT of wearing condoms is to be SANITARY. And that’s not very sanitary! Oh, yeah, and thanks for leaving them all over the field where I have to have gym class! I just love doing those pushups when I know there could be condoms on the ground!

18) Urinals. I’m not against the actual urinals, I’m just against the way they’re set up. Does anybody else think that’s it’s kind of gross when people PEE in front of each other? The inventor of the urinal, or at least whoever designed the bathroom, must be a pervert.

19) When people say that they only reason they’re eating the school lunch is because they’re super hungry. Come on, people, I know you want it.

20) People who hate kids. Now, I might not be a fan of younger (about ages 2-8) children, but I don’t SHOW it. I can’t stand it when I’m looked down upon by certain adults. What did I ever do to you?