Maxigumee

I haven’t really slept well the past two days. Why? Because for the past two days, instead of sleeping in my bed, I’ve been sleeping on my bedroom floor. Why? Because every single time I get into my bed, there is a REALLY FREAKY mantis above my loft bed. It’s evil! It wants me to lose sleep! It’s taunting me, with it’s beady eyes and hooked tail….

Heck, I don’t even know if it’s a mantis. It could be an abnormally green hook-tailed grasshopper, for all I know. It’s really scary looking.

I thought that it had disappeared last night, so I went into bed and began reading a book. Suddenly my chest began to hurt. I looked up. Right above me. There it was. The evil, abnormally green, hook tailed grasshopper. Just standing there upside down on my ceiling. I immediately threw my blankets and pillows onto the floor and scurried out of my loft bed.

What does it want with me? Does it want to brainwash me? Will it make me to evil things to my friends and family? Is it going to make me die mysteriously in my sleep! GAH!

I’m not usually this scared of bugs. I don’t think I’d care if it was a spider up above my head…. but this thing is freaky! And I don’t want to get it down, either. It might want revenge!