Maxigumee

I want one, I want one, I want one, I want one, I want one! Anybody got $2,299?

I was looking through some websites to find a well designed TV to replace my current well designed TV in case my current well designed TV breaks. I always want to have a well designed TV, or no TV at all. Black TVs are so icky. So. I found this absolutely incredible wonderful website that sells remakes of retro televisions. They have color screens and support DVD players, they even have remote controls! They only problem is that they cost slightly more than my current well designed TV. Try about $1,170 more. But I want one. *Droooollll……*