Maxigumee

My sister can be a huge pervert, but *really* funny at the same time. She is very outgoing and seems to not care at all about what she says or where she says it.

For example, out of the blue this morning, she came up to my father and something along the lines of, “hey-Dad? When you were little what did you think a penis was? Oh, and when you saw a girl, were you like ohmigawd, am I deformed?” I couldn’t help but laugh after she said this.

Then, during breakfast, she brought up something that she also said yesterday. She said, “you know why guys have such long pockets? It’s so they can masturbate in school!”

Sometimes, she is extremely annoying, but even when she’s making fun of me, it’s hilarious. When she imitates me and my obsessive cleanliness, it’s REALLY funny. She goes through a whole routine of me touching something icky and she flips out!

Anyway, that’s a little about my strange, sometimes perverted sister.